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March 2015

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Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (2719)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
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On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
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On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
80 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

#21370101
86 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by Theuglyfriend - United States

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

#21368483
87 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 4:19am - work - by lion2294 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

#21370722
81 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by curtain buyer - United States (New York)

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

#21374975
87 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after weeks of oral pain and hundreds of dollars in dentistry fees, we found the culprit: a popcorn kernel that floss was unable to remove. FML

Today, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin. FML

#21382206
88 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
87 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (6688)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)



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