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February 2016

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
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On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

#21522381
49 comments

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On 02/03/2016 at 10:06am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

#21523143
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On 02/05/2016 at 5:51pm - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Florida)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
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On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML

#21524464
48 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm - kids - by Pauline (woman) - United States

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
44 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

#21521929
43 comments

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On 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm - love - by itsjustemcee - United States

Today, my dogs somehow pulled the water spigot off the wall in my backyard. I now have my own private lake. FML

#21523045
41 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 11:07am - misc - by Hreid254 - United States (Texas)

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

#21524147
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On 02/08/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by James (man) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML

#21521867
38 comments

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On 02/01/2016 at 6:11pm - misc - by scottishoatmeal - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

#21523316
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On 02/06/2016 at 6:42am - animals - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML

#21522391
35 comments

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On 02/03/2016 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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