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January 2015

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Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

#21340725
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27014) - you deserved it (4060)

On 01/20/2015 at 1:14am - misc - by iamamermaid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

#21337697
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22189) - you deserved it (8698)

On 01/15/2015 at 4:05pm - misc - by NairyAGoodIdea (man) - United States

Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML

#21328278
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40157) - you deserved it (3195)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

#21342878
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26039) - you deserved it (2256)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML

#21334747
95 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

#21331330
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33630) - you deserved it (2309)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm - misc - by help (woman) - Malta

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

#21332358
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29140) - you deserved it (3606)

On 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm - love - by LadyNexus (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

#21333814
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (2493)

On 01/09/2015 at 7:06am - love - by ohdearyme - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (4449)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

#21329462
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33145) - you deserved it (6716)

On 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by I'll Make You FartCum (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML

#21342125
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (6720)

On 01/22/2015 at 6:32am - health - by unsuspectingmom - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML

#21329069
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (2390)

On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML



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