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June 2015

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Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (1420)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm - animals - by foxownerapperantly - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30963) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML

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122 comments

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On 06/21/2015 at 4:42pm - work - by ihateloopholes (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

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120 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, the guy I made cookies for, spent hours getting ready for, and drove 3 hours in traffic to see never actually wanted me to come. When I knocked on his door, he opened it, but immediately closed it in my face. He then texted me saying, "I met someone else." FML

Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML

#21430672
118 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (8523)

On 06/15/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by HttpsHaileyy - United States

Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22686) - you deserved it (7778)

On 06/12/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by alyssaamarante - United States (New York)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, my 14 years old brother and 9 years old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

#21428622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26810) - you deserved it (3146)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24488) - you deserved it (1903)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML

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