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January 2015

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Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2420) - you deserved it (193)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26731) - you deserved it (7775)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:16pm - love - by FootInMouth - South Africa



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