Today, my parents took my iPad back to the store and exchanged it for two cheap knock off tablets. Reason being my little brother threatened to run away because I had one and he didn't. I bought the iPad on my own after graduation. They kept the difference in price. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 2:34am - kids - by evilmuffinlord (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)
Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 4:55pm - love - by cupcakechick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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On 06/12/2013 at 10:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
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On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my co-workers figured out that I was in high school when my husband was in kindergarten. They won't stop calling me a "cougar". FML
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On 06/10/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm - misc - by fuckedbyahipster (man) - Finland
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
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On 06/15/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
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On 06/11/2013 at 2:46pm - love - by lsababy (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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