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January 2015

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Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

#21341567
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On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

#21333809
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On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

#21331516
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On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

#21340378
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On 01/19/2015 at 5:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
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On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

#21336247
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On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a job interview. It was my last shot of getting a job before my savings run dry. It all went well until I was asked why I wanted to join the company. I got flustered and stuttered, "Because I um, I like money?" The guy gave me the most insincere "We'll be in touch." ever. FML

#21339665
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On 01/18/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my sister and I got stuck in an airport elevator. We were separated from our friends, missed our flight and had to walk two hours to find our gate. On the bright side, we ended up having a pleasant talk with an Air Marshal on why we were "stalking people". FML

#21333074
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On 01/08/2015 at 12:24am - misc - by random - United States (Colorado)

Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML

#21337071
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On 01/14/2015 at 4:48pm - love - by SouthPaw (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
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On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML

#21331074
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On 01/05/2015 at 1:08am - health - by FeelingFatastic - United States

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
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On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)



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