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November 2014

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Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML

#21291978
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (6542)

On 11/04/2014 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

#21294499
47 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 2:36am - love - by sickyandiknowit - United States (Oregon)

Today, after visiting friends for the weekend, I took the wrong train home. It was going in completely the opposite direction. I've now missed the last train back, will miss work tomorrow and have just been asked to vacate the train station. I'm 120 miles from home. FML

Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

#21299572
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On 11/15/2014 at 1:20pm - work - by ChimerV (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, my parents told me they don't think I'll ever find a boyfriend, and insist on referring to my future cats as their "grandkids". FML

#21289318
47 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm - love - by really - United States

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a chinese restaurant, only to get nervous and hang up. FML

#21300935
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On 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm - misc - by phonebaby - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that the blisters that popped up this morning on my hands and feet are a result of a virus that takes two weeks to fully heal. After I told my roommates to be careful, one of them decided that NOW was a good time to tell us she had it last week. FML

#21292851
46 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 5:52pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

#21289293
45 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 8:39pm - love - by grossedout -

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
44 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

#21297627
45 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

#21303116
45 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

#21296653
41 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by mouthwash - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

#21304482
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8551) - you deserved it (3122)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:22pm - misc - by college student - United States (Ohio)



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