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September 2014

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Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh... you didn't know?" FML

#21259544
36 comments

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On 09/16/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

#21262383
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On 09/21/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I unexpectedly ran into my boss. Last week, I'd met with him every day, putting together a last-minute presentation of my research for him to deliver at conference overseas. It turns out that his passport had expired. FML

#21250768
31 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 8:35pm - work - by theoftrescheduled (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

#21262480
23 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
27 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, I took a bite of my apple, looked down, and saw half a worm inside. FML

#21262455
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1885) - you deserved it (193)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:34pm - misc - by FMLMallow7 - United States

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4219) - you deserved it (281)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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