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April 2014

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Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

#21110843
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (3612)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:22am - misc - by onlychild (woman) - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML

#21120370
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4771) - you deserved it (495)

On 04/22/2014 at 10:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML

#21102655
37 comments

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On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML

#21120495
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2529) - you deserved it (212)

On 04/23/2014 at 12:20am - misc - by brainbleach - United States

Today, my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone, which I had left behind in lecture. Shocked and embarrassed, I exclaimed, "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded, "I'm 64 years old." FML

#21113974
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (9863)

On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)



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