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Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML

#21405568
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On 05/06/2015 at 9:36am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

#21413299
51 comments

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On 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm - work - by stilljobless (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

#21413990
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On 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm - intimacy - by Vexatious - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

#21406460
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On 05/07/2015 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by Bonnie and Clyde - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister came up to me holding up my phone. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't dropped it in the toilet first. FML

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

#21409404
46 comments

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On 05/13/2015 at 9:57am - health - by Hlaalette (woman) - Belgium

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
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On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML

#21407219
47 comments

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On 05/09/2015 at 11:53am - love - by ForeverAlone - Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
47 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

#21405462
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On 05/06/2015 at 1:22am - kids - by seethroughpee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
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On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

#21413067
45 comments

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On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

#21409756
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On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by iamgodzilla (man) - United States (Maryland)



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