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September 2014

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Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh... you didn't know?" FML

#21259544
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (2458)

On 09/16/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40567) - you deserved it (7751)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6573) - you deserved it (610)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, I unexpectedly ran into my boss. Last week, I'd met with him every day, putting together a last-minute presentation of my research for him to deliver at conference overseas. It turns out that his passport had expired. FML

#21250768
31 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 8:35pm - work - by theoftrescheduled (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because wants something long-term. We've been dating for three years. FML

#21261219
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5829) - you deserved it (554)

On 09/19/2014 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)



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