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March 2015

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Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

#21379352
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On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
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On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

#21380814
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On 03/24/2015 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

#21375599
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On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

#21368646
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On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I watched in horror from the doorway as my brother furiously scratched at his greasy hair and ate the large flakes of dead skin that came loose from his scalp. I think our real dad might be caged in a zoo somewhere. FML

#21369858
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On 03/07/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by GROSS (woman) - Bangladesh

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
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On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
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On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
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On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
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On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
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On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML

#21380719
72 comments

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On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)



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