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January 2015

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

#21332463
75 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

#21338512
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On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

#21339220
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On 01/17/2015 at 10:45pm - misc - by Help Me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
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On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

#21343089
71 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
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On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
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On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML

#21336664
73 comments

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On 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm - love - by RipeFlame - United States (Florida)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

#21335495
72 comments

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On 01/12/2015 at 12:03am - love - by yankeeboy123 - United States (Florida)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
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On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during sex. FML

#21328962
70 comments

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On 01/01/2015 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by mrwilly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
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On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States



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