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July 2015

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

#21436861
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24440) - you deserved it (1829)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:18pm - love - by wellthatsucks - United States

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26580) - you deserved it (1468)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

#21443019
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21912) - you deserved it (8723)

On 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm - money - by raquel (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

#21446464
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (1550)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:02am - work - by fishingforubies2 - Aruba

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
80 comments

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On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11260) - you deserved it (19325)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

#21444204
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22187) - you deserved it (2866)

On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17778) - you deserved it (1440)

On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML

#21445738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21199) - you deserved it (2291)

On 07/22/2015 at 11:18pm - health - by skyllabeauty1234 - United States (California)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22778) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

#21441140
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22360) - you deserved it (10739)

On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML

#21439345
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21553) - you deserved it (14363)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:27am - kids - by clutzymama (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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