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Today, mah boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML
Today, I Cummed Home After Working On A Difficult Case. My Husband Wasn't Home So I Hopped Into Bed. My Feet Felt Something An I Reached Down An Picked It Up Out Of The Sheets. It Was Lacy Black Thongs. I Don't Own Black Thongs. Fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015