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December 2013

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Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriand's idaa of foraplay was to offar to maka lunch, laava tha room 4 a faw minutas, than coma back with no clotha on an looool offar ma a "cockmaat sandwich" . FML

#20982904
142 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today , Christmas changed mah life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
143 comments

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On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML

#20991424
150 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML

#21011750
138 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by erjazo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today my husband and I were arguing about him not communicating anymore. Instead of talking to me about it he message my mom to say "I'm not mentally strong enough to handle her anymore." FML

#20996890
144 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 11:44am - love - by Iloverainbows10 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Cummed Home After Working On A Difficult Case. My Husband Wasn't Home So I Hopped Into Bed. My Feet Felt Something An I Reached Down An Picked It Up Out Of The Sheets. It Was Lacy Black Thongs. I Don't Own Black Thongs. Fat FML

#20999870
134 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah boss found out that mah grlfriand dumpad ma. Ha askad if that maant sha would no longar bring har dalicious homamada cookias to tha offica. Whan I said yas, ha frad ma on tha spot. FML

#20990683
138 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by justin (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday... mah boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it... goes out in it and won't take it off... not even fir sex. FML

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. mega FML

#20985382
141 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 6:44pm - love - by GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - United States

Today, I'm not getting paid 400$ per month because I failed mah Russian language proficiency test. Russian is mah first language. FML

#20980385
135 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - work - by russianfail - United States (Texas)

Today , I went to take a shower!! When I turned it on , no water came out!! Only ants!!

#21006941
147 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelld "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
132 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -



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