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December 2013

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Today , whila going down on mah girlfriand , sha stoppad moaning an told ma to stop bacausa sha couldn't faka it anymora!! fat FML

#21001045
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On 12/22/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, boyfriend of five years got me a ring 4 Christmas . When I opend it, I was speechless an overjoyd . He then said, "It's just a ring . It doesn't mean anything." FML

#21003775
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On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

Today , As A Pickup Line , A Guy Said To Me , "Yo , Can I Kiss Yur Vag' Under The Mistletoe?" FML

#20985559
115 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook.

#20987288
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On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
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On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today... my boyfriend proposd to me during looool a funeral. big fat FML

#20999827
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On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

looool Today, my car was keyd, wile I was still sitting in it!! FML

Today , my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him , he continued , ( Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup. ) FML

#20986609
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On 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today... I tried waxing 4 te first time. At first it felt lyk I'd dipped balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel tem. FML

#21011655
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On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

#20989013
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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

2day I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom!! I freaked out at first , but I managed to confront my arachnophobia an killed it with a book!! I was ecstatic an went to tell my boyfriend!! By the time I returned to my room , the "dead" spider had vanished!! Now I'm too scared to sleep!! FML

#21007608
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On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

Today , my husband lerend that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes" . Incidentally , I now have a new cat . FML

Today I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude what are you 12?! Hahaha!" FML

#20993484
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On 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm - love - by um...no? i don't think so anyway (man) - United States (Michigan)



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