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December 2013

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Today, mah fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us an thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

#20983553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42726) - you deserved it (6415)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, MA GIRLFRIEND AND I FINALLY WATCED TOY STORY 3; I ENDED UP CRYING WEN TE TOYS ALMOST DIE . AFTER TE MOVIE, MA GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WIT ME BECAUSE I EMBARRASSED ER . FML

#20982712
152 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY, I ASKED MAH LAZY DAUGHTER TO GO MAKE HER BED . SHE RESPONDED BY LIGHTING OUR GARBAGE BIN ON FRE . FML

#21001381
164 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

TODAY... MY COUSIN STARTED SENDING SARCASTIC LOVE MESSAGES TO ME. I REPLIED... WITH EVEN CHEESIER LINES. THEN SHE RANG ME SAYING SHE WAS SO GLAD I FELT THE SAME WAY. TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T BIENG SARCASTIC. FML

#20991120
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On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, My Mom Called To Bestow Upon Me Warm Holiday Perels Of Wisdom: ( I Hope You Aren't Giving Everyone Yur Natural Handmade Eco-shit Again. Gifts Should Be Returnable. And Have A Price. ) FML

2day I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky an watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', an that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML

#20998520
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (5276)

On 12/19/2013 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday , I got a call from a grl I datd long ago , who cheatd on me an got pregnant by another guy , or so we thought . Turns out it isn't his , an she is taking me to court for child looool support . FML

#20986260
156 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, during a job interview, I was offered a sandwich. I politely declined, explaining that I'm a coeliac an would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" an that gluten-free eating is just a fad. I had to leave when he kept pushing me to accept it. FML

#20976563
156 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:02am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Taday I met mah girlfriend's father 4 the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet... then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's everyhim... that bullet will end mah life. FML

#21011731
151 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 3:57pm - love - by thisisavirus.exe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period... an that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking an ended up puking in the toilet. mega FML

#20980652
146 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 5:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY MAH HUSBAND CALLED ME FROM THE STORE, TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO BUY THE NEW GAMES CONSOLE HE'S BEEN WANTING. I'D ALREADY PURCHASED ONE AND HID IT, READY FOR CHRISTMAS DAY. I COULDN'T TALK HIM INTO NOT BUYING HIMSELF ONE. THERE GOES A $500 SURPRISE. FML

#20995972
150 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:17pm - money - by pissed (woman) - United States

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah psychotic grandma sat fra to our Christmas traa bacausa sha rafusas to lat us calabrata what sha calls a twistad pagan holiday. FML

#20992504
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (3576)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm - misc - by take a fucking seat, gran (man) - United States (California)



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