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August 2013

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Today , I realizd the only reason I was invitd to go on vacation with my extendd family was so I could babysit everyone's looool children while the adults go out and have fun . FML

#20850802
61 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I receivd a text saying, "I don't think we should be friend anymore . You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followd by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is 4 you" . FML

#20839682
59 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, boss suspended me fir laughing too hard at desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilariou email. He was practically smrking as he handed me official warning. FML

#20815357
53 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 2:25pm - misc - by hangman (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Found Out That While Having A GPS Tracker In Yur Car Is Helpful For Tracking Down Car Thieves, It's Also Helpful To Yur Psycho Ex, Who Can Use It To Track You Down . FML

#20846264
56 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by nobieb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I was at the library . I had to use the restroom , where I ended up singing in bad , made-up Japanese the whole time . When I went back across the library , my brother informed me that everyone could clerely hear me . FML

today I fell asleep on the beach while tanning!! I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from mah stomach!! Why was bread on mah stomach? Because mah little brother knows birds r mah biggest fear!! FML

#20837323
54 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 4:28pm - animals - by Nanana32 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, mah house will flood . FML

#20844207
52 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 2:21am - misc - by Ben - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wackjob roommate decidd to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involvd giggling while the bunny lickd up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronouncd nipples". Why? FML

#20848347
55 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Jade (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by looool pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

#20849456
55 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor anhimpering pitifully. When my mom cummed in an saw him there, an me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

#20822442
54 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 5:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today , trying to impress my in-laws , I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at there house. When I got there , I gave the bottle to my looool wife's mother. Later , my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. mega FML

#20855520
54 comments

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On 08/26/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man . As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way . That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for ( getting too close to his woman . ) FML

#20845971
53 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was eating with mah grandma an her sister, who don't get along . I went to the bathroom 4 just 2 minutes, only to come back to fine pancakes everywhere an our plates smashed on the ground . They got into a ( little argument ) . mega FML

#20835313
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (3152)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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