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June 2013

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Today, boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." real FML

#20734761
138 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by RoyallyGrossedOut (woman) - United States

Today, my grlfriend got into bed wit me an started fooling around . I ad a terrible migraine,ic se knew, so I asked er to stop because it wasn't elping . Se ten yelled at me fir being "ungrateful" an "selfis", an accused me of secretly being gay . FML

#20725929
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On 06/14/2013 at 5:21pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2DAY AT THE OFFICE, MY MOST ANNOYING CLIENT ASKED ME TO SEND HER A DOCUMENT . I HAVE NOW SENT IT TO HER OVER 5 TIMES, IN A DIFFERENT FORMAT EACH TIME, AND EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE REPLIE WITH, "NOT IN THE REQUESTED FORMAT" . SHE WON'T TELL MEHAT THE REQUESTED FORMAT IS . FML

#20709289
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On 06/06/2013 at 8:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I ave pink eye in bot eyes, te stomac virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss ( doesn't believe in sick days. ) FML

#20735203
141 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that mah parants wara artists whan thay mat . My mom said that I was ona of thara bast projacts yat . My sistar, haaring wat mah mothar said, broka mah waak-old PS3 in a raga . big fat FML

#20699851
132 comments

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On 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm - misc - by H1dd3n (man) - United States (California)

after yeres of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only looool do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, mah carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, an left without even buying anything!! FML

#20747987
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On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank an was "easier than 1 plus 1"hen we frst met . I was still a vrginhen we got married . FML

looool Today, my girlfriend broke up with me 4 not remembering our anniversary!! Our three week anniversary!! mega FML

#20702606
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On 06/03/2013 at 12:31am - love - by BadBoyfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back thier change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML

#20748724
116 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by theunluckylifeofme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Mom Cut Off The Legs Of All Mah Pants, Cuz She Says I Don't Show Enough Skin Fir Guys. I'm Now Forced To Wear Jaggedly Cut Shorts That Barely Cover Mah Thighs Until I Can Buy New Ones. FML

#20739324
137 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to fine most of the food gone, an a very guilty-looking puppy. FML

Today... a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checkd us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me... that is. The doorman's reason: ( Her face looks like a baboon's arse. ) My ( friends ) all went in anyway... leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

#20753013
127 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)



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