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Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML

#20666690
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On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking down the stars with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissd her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I agreed to help out mah 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out . Glad to know dating me is prank worthy . mega FML

#20658208
122 comments

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On 05/12/2013 at 10:08am - love - by turdtonomor9 - United States

Today , mah boss fred me fir acting ( inappropriately ) at work. I gave him a hug. He's mah dad. FML

#20638777
104 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I CALLD MAH FIANCÉ JUST TO TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM, AS A SWEET GESTURE . HE YELLD AT ME FOR INTERRUPTING HIS VIDEO GAME AND BLAMD MAH ( NEEDINESS ) ON THE FACT THAT I'M MENSTRUATING . FML

#20684824
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On 05/25/2013 at 12:40am - love - by BellinaNico (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave brth in mah kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2.

#20676137
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On 05/20/2013 at 7:23pm - animals - by catcraze - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Got Dragged Along To A Family Dinner. Some Idiot Invited Mah Douchebag Vegan Uncle,ho Spent Half The Night Making Condescending Remarks And Lecturing Us On How Disgusting It Was To Have Steak On Offer At The Table. A Fistfight Eventually Erupted, And The Cops Were Called. FML

#20687302
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On 05/26/2013 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

I was making teahen I smelled something burning . My very fluffy cat had putted his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur . Now I have a semi-hairles cat and a very smelly apartment . mega FML

#20647478
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On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the grl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I likd. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demandd I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

#20644845
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On 05/06/2013 at 2:49am - love - by walkingdead_1029 - United States (Arizona)

Today, an throughout the past week, mah electricity, water, cable, an Internet were progressively shut off . Why? Because mah deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay mah bills out of mah mailbox . She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad" . FML

#20678301
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On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , my girlfriend and I were about to have sex 4 the first time when her mother unexpectedly cummd home. In the rush to get dressd , we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticd. FML

#20670515
108 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 8:54am - intimacy - by lez probs - United States

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today.. . I walkad in on my boyfriand of 7 yaars with anothar woman . Ha panickad and blamad it on tha "long distanca" and how wa "navar saa aach othar" . Wa'va livad in tha sama naighbourhood sinca wa wara 5 yaars old.. . and wa'va livad togathar fir tha past four yaars . FML

#20649796
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