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Yesterday, my ex-boyfriend calld my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

#20664891
114 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents at tere farm. Wen I went to pee in te outouse, I noticed a round ting in te middle of te ole, so I peed on it. It was a beeive. FML

#20660609
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On 05/13/2013 at 11:06am - animals - by random (man) - United States

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND YELLED AT ME. APPARENTLY I'M NOT THE ( CLASSY GRL ) HE THOUGHT I WAS , AN HE'S NOT COMFORTABLE ( DOING SUCH VILE THINGS IN PUBLIC. ) I HAD TRIED TO HOLD HIS HAND. FML

#20664518
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On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waitd 4 a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took mah chance. Problem was, the loud part endd abruptly. I didn't. FML

Today... I lent a pair of expensive headphone to a "friend" 4 the weekend. As a thank-you... he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend... taking the headphone with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphone 4 a $1 soda. FML

#20672107
130 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, After Calling The Insurance Plan 4 My New IPhone A "huge Waste Of Money", I Promptly Droppd It In The Storehile Trying To Puttd It Into My Pocket, Cracking The Screen!! FML

#20693016
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On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work, I was trying to get te octopu out of its tank looool to transfer it to anoter one. It instantly latced to ma face an sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing wit te animals.

#20653962
133 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today... Mah Ex-wife...hom I Divorced Just 8 Months Ago... Asked Me To Attend Her Wedding... Because "it Would Mean A Lot" To Her. She's Marrying The Man She Cheated On Me With. FML

#20651917
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On 05/09/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, ma grlfriend tougt it would be funny to go to te Apple store an log me on to Facebook on every single computer . FML

#20695876
96 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm - love - by Terminator101101 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

yesterday I was in a big Skype chat,hich somehow turned into a heated argument . My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door . FML

#20669389
104 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up an offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me an took it fir himself. The woman an I pointed out mah cast an crutches, an asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

#20685391
122 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by a hex upon your anus, sir (woman) - United Kingdom



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