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Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, I Summoned Te Courage To Call My Abusive Moter-in-law About Er Non-payment Of Te Money I Stupidly Lent Er Last Year. Se Replied, ( Wy Don't You Go Deeptroat A Cactus, Ten We'll Talk About It, Cunt. ) An Ten Ung Up On Me. FML
Today, I was again turnad down by a potantial ost family on a studant axcanga sita . Tair raasoning was basically tat sinca I'm Amarican, I migt do somating to andangar my aalt, gat urt, an tan sua tam ovar my own stupidity . FML
Today,hile he was eating chicken , one of friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian!! I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals r forced to live in!! He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals , their brds." FML
Today, at te store, I noticed a grl eyeing a cocolate bunny . Her mom refused to buy it, saying tey didn't ave enoug money . Se started crying, so I decided to make er day an offered to buy it fir er . Her mom reacted by slapping me acros te face an calling me a ( pedo . ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015