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Today, I found out y the parentshose children I babysit use me so often an on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because there kids hate me, an me being around is there way of punishing them. FML
Today...hile at the mall.. . a lady dropped her credit cardhile in line to buy something . I came over.. . picked it up an gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand an scream.. . ( She's stealing my wallet! My wallet! ) The police came . FML
Today , I had a job interview. I didn't have any cloths suitable 4 the interview , so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview , I went to return the clothes , because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
yesterday my pet parrot learnd a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voicehen I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech themhenever someone comes into the room. FML
Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied 4 at my local hospital. Bieng just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks 4 the confidence. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015