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March 2013

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Today, I found out y the parentshose children I babysit use me so often an on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because there kids hate me, an me being around is there way of punishing them. FML

#20541928
63 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 10:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today...hile at the mall.. . a lady dropped her credit cardhile in line to buy something . I came over.. . picked it up an gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand an scream.. . ( She's stealing my wallet! My wallet! ) The police came . FML

#20536740
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On 03/09/2013 at 7:04am - money - by whaaaaat111 - United States (Virginia)

Today , I had a job interview. I didn't have any cloths suitable 4 the interview , so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview , I went to return the clothes , because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

#20541999
62 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:14pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demotd me to girlfriend status . I was sitting in the next room . FML

#20547323
60 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 6:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , mah nieghbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety!! Every time mah nieghbour leave fir work , the puppy constantly whine and barks until he gets home!! He works night shifts!! FML

#20532315
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On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

Today.. . my boss an I had to coma up with a coda to call if a parson acts inappropriataly towards ma bacausa I "attract too many wardos." FML

#20529995
55 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I WAS RECITING LINES FOR A PLAY THAT I'M IN . IT WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL I REALIZED THAT I WAS ACTUALLY RECITING MY SCRIPTED SALES PITCH FROM MY TELEMARKETING JOB . FML

#20533106
64 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:44am - misc - by sales ham (man) - United States

yesterday my pet parrot learnd a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voicehen I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech themhenever someone comes into the room. FML

#20540360
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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied 4 at my local hospital. Bieng just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks 4 the confidence. mega FML

#20538687
59 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I trimmed mah ear hair , mah nose hair , shaved mah hobbit feet , and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. fat FML

#20531281
58 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it an hit me. As I recovered an was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

#20527903
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On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States

Today, After My Coworker Bougt Coffee Fir Me Fir Te Fift Time, I Tanked Im And Asked Im Wy. Apparently It's Te Only Way To Get Me To Sut Up In Te Morning So E Can Get Work Done.

#20534501
57 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

TODAY , I SHOWED MY AUNT AN MOTHER MY TATTOO. THEY BOTH BURST OUT LAUGHING. FML

#20562807
57 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by anon - Netherlands (Limburg)



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