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March 2013

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Today, After An Argument With My Pianist Girlfriend About How Bad My Favourite Song Would Sound On The Piano, She Stormd Out Of The Room Crying, Leaving Behind A CD. It Was The Piano Version Of The Song She'd Made 4 Me. FML

#20528725
120 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 10:38pm - love - by douchegamer - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , tinking my girlfriend ad left er little black tong in te dryer to tease me , I sent er a picture of me seductively posing wit it. Se didn't text back , but a few ours later my 16 year old daugter askd if se'd left anyting in te dryer. FML

#20539833
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On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant . My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble . He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

#20536957
114 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Pakistan

Today, as I exitd McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching handbag right off shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhaustd before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. real FML

#20543184
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On 03/14/2013 at 6:52am - health - by jen (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up new car. The dealer offered to connect iPhone to the Bluetooth system 4 me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passagehich had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

Today, I invitd my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to puttd her in a really romantic mood . She decidd to tell her friend, who then invitd herself and another couple along . I endd up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table . FML

#20542468
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On 03/13/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today , bieng too poor to buy makeup , I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out , just so I could look nice fir mah job interview. FML

#20541897
127 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 9:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , mah boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have!! It's a small teddy bear on mah leg with mah parents' names on it!! My workplace has no problems with tattoos , but mah boss said it was "unoriginal an lame." It's a memorial tattoo; mah parents died last year!! FML

#20560852
120 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Yesterday, mah husband was arrested 4 having sex in public. FML

#20538233
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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I Sneezd. My Boyfriend Told Me To Sut Up. FML

#20555936
105 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 1:44am - love - by SierraDiaz2097 - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY... WILST TEXTING MY BOYFRIEND ON TE TRAIN... I NOTICED TE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME STARING INTENTLY AT MY PONE. AFTER LETTING MY BOYFRIEND KNOW... E SENT A MESSAGE SAYING... "ARE WE GONNA INVOLVE TE DOG AGAIN? LAST NIGT WAS FUN." SE GASPED AND SCREAMED TAT I'M A "TWISTED DOG-UMPING BITC." FML

#20560035
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On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, I WENT TO A PAINTBALL MATCH WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, ONE OF WHOM BROUGHT HIS DAD ALONG. HIS DAD IS A WIEGHT-LIFTING, WANNABE ALPHA MALE FUCKNUT WHO THINKS THAT CHOKESLAMMING OPPONENTS IS A LEGITIMATE CLOSE-QUARTERS PAINTBALL TACTIC. MY BROKEN SHOULDER DISAGREES. FML

#20528184
97 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Taday mah boyfriend broke up with me because he didn't trust himself to cheat on me!! What? real FML

#20526676
118 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 7:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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