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November 2012

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Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
147 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, Mah Girlfriend Snappd At Me 4 Bieng Lazy An Incompetent, An Declard That If I Was Going To Behave Like A Child, She Would Be Treating Me Like One. This Includes Safety-proofing The House, Talking To Me Like A 3-year-old An Slapping Me With A Wooden Spoon When I Do Something Wrong. FML

#20162223
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8051) - you deserved it (31093)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Z - Australia

Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, an his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong" player. FML

#20146654
140 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by PleaseDontBeSerious - Canada

Today, I Had To Present A Program To My Supervisors In University . Not Being A Native English Speaker, I Used My Own Invented Abbreviations Fir Parameters In The Program . Apparently STD Is Not An Appropriate Abbreviation Fir "standard Deviation." I Can Still Hear Them Laughing . Real FML

#20156190
146 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I went to the Apple store to try an figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses an waiting around, there solution was to ( Google it. ) FML

#20171869
139 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:42am - misc - by Jo - United States (California)

TODAY... I WATCHD MAH NEIGHBOR SHAKE CAT FOOD CALLING... "COME HERE MOLLIE" AT HIS BACK DOOR. I THEN SAW MAH OWN CAT RUN INTO HIS HOUSE. I NOW KNOW WHY MAH CAT IS SO FAT AN NEVER REPLIES TO ME CALLING HER BONNIE. I GUESS I'M BEING CHEATD ON. FML

#20158567
127 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there r no twins in my family. When I askd my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprisd and not to worry about it cuz she had "absorbd her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML

#20154574
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21538) - you deserved it (1705)

On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , mah step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything , erasing mah 7-page paper in the process . It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse . FML

#20180681
143 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (5682)

On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly calld the waiter over an paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returnd, he broke up with me for ( emasculating ) him. fat FML

#20180957
123 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I took a picture of myself wereing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples , captioned , "I hope u enjoyed your dinner , now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

#20176010
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18503) - you deserved it (44402)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)



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