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September 2015

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Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12112) - you deserved it (2042)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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49 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I forgot to take my towel into the shower with me. As I walked out of the bathroom to get it, I walked in on my boyfriend and roommate hooking up. Apparently this has being happening every time I've taken a shower for the past 9 months. FML

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49 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 2:45am - love - by lonely4life - United States (Texas)

Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

#21463241
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7894) - you deserved it (399)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

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35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6475) - you deserved it (558)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)



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