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September 2015

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Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
119 comments

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On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
89 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
87 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
69 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

#21463241
65 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

#21463240
65 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

#21463365
57 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by RiceCrispyTreats - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML

#21463569
49 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm - health - by KenzoBVB - Canada

Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML

#21463347
36 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Not a programmer yet (man) - United States (California)

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
32 comments

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On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, some friends got upset with me as I wouldn't leave work early and cycle 12 miles to meet them to fix their punctures because they had no spare tubes or repair kits. The same friends that always mock me for being so prepared on bike rides. FML

#21463642
27 comments

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On 09/02/2015 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leucemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, 'Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for.' FML

#21463645
24 comments

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On 09/02/2015 at 6:09am - health - by Lily (woman) - Austria (Wien)



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