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Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4210) - you deserved it (287)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4572) - you deserved it (303)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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