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Today, mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat yeres after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking dinner with expired food fir over 17 yeres. FML
2day I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky an watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', an that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML
Today, I found out tha monay husband's baan funnaling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for anothar girl lyk I thought. It was for a guy ha stupidly baliavd was a foraign diplomat,ho supposadly naadd to briba officials in ordar to sand us savaral million dollars. FML
Today... I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures... and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Bieng a caricature... I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to mah mum later... she looool shuddered and said... "Yeah... looks just like you." FML
Friday 27 March 2015