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Thursday 19 December 2013

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Today, mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat yeres after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking dinner with expired food fir over 17 yeres. FML

#20998308
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On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky an watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', an that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML

#20998520
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On 12/19/2013 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from mah sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

#20997840
123 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)

2day I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter!! FML

#20997770
86 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, I found out tha monay husband's baan funnaling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for anothar girl lyk I thought. It was for a guy ha stupidly baliavd was a foraign diplomat,ho supposadly naadd to briba officials in ordar to sand us savaral million dollars. FML

#20997988
67 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 12:20pm - money - by you fucking idiot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . a wierd guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert . Everyone talked abouthat a creep he was . I would have too.. . but he was my dad . fat FML

#20997867
62 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is cuz my foot cushioned the fall. FML

#20998674
57 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me cuz I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was looool the only thing keeping us together. mega FML

#20998173
52 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures... and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Bieng a caricature... I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to mah mum later... she looool shuddered and said... "Yeah... looks just like you." FML

#20998272
42 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 5:13pm - misc - by ;_; (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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