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Saturday 3 August 2013

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Today , I was convincd by my friands to watch an apisoda of tha Amarican TV show ( Hara Comas Honay Boo Boo ) !! Thay said it was bad , but I didn't anticipata having a full-blown panic attack tan minutas into it !! FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

today I discovard tat wifa namd our kids aftar ar formar lovars. Wa ava two sons and a daugtar. maga FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, wife of 12 yeres informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

#20817944
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On 08/03/2013 at 12:01am - intimacy - by tigger2013 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house , then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a ( baby-eating looool demon. )

#20818742
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On 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I found a topless photo of mah mother on mah phone. Thanks , iCloud. FML

#20818189
101 comments

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On 08/03/2013 at 2:46am - misc - by fsdjhgasjlhg (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... My Girlfriend Convinced Me To Do Some Bedroom Roleplay... And We Decided On Acting Out A Job Interview Scenario. I Suggestively Told Er Tat If Se Wanted To Get Te Job... Se'd Ave To Use Er Mout On Someting Else First. Se Called Me A Pig And Ended Te Roleplay Rigt Tere. FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 4:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal

Today, I Lerened A Few Tings!! One: Friends Are Assoles!! Two: Under No Circumstance Do You Close Yur Eyes Wen Tey Ask You To!! Tree: Getting Kicked In Te Balls Urts A Lot!! FML

#20818001
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On 08/03/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Myballshurt (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub 4 my boyfriend. I leaned back an caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

#20818297
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On 08/03/2013 at 4:40am - love - by Msmerfner - United States (California)

Today, I was at Basic Training fir the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You r required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. fat FML

#20818422
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On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today I Showd The Kids I Was Babysitting A Picture Of My Daughter And The Little Girl Askd "You Have A Baby In Yur Belly?" I Said "No She's Not In My Belly Anymore " And The Little Girl Replid "But It's BIG " And Pattd My Stomach . Mega FML

#20817997
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On 08/03/2013 at 12:29am - kids - by kimm1993 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wantd to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He droppd it and it spilld. I was really embarrassd. Then he decidd to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stard at me accusingly. big fat FML

#20819263
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On 08/03/2013 at 8:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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