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Sunday 23 June 2013

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Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. 20 minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46194) - you deserved it (7022)

On 06/23/2013 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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