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Monday 13 May 2013

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Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38096) - you deserved it (3825)

On 05/13/2013 at 12:01pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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