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Saturday 20 April 2013

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Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

#20607123
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53722) - you deserved it (7630)

On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

#20607010
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54836) - you deserved it (6729)

On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States

Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
122 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML

#20608013
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39908) - you deserved it (9163)

On 04/20/2013 at 4:22pm - money - by citylife - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

#20606960
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45726) - you deserved it (6575)

On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
89 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML

#20608123
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40060) - you deserved it (3320)

On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

#20608351
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44782) - you deserved it (3759)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML

#20607182
69 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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