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Tuesday 26 March 2013

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Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough 4 him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything cuz "that's what women are for." FML

#20560431
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On 03/26/2013 at 12:15am - love - by ShouldBeSingleSoon (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, a man attemptd to sue mah business 4 giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I calld the cops on him 4 disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll puttd 'not edible' on your label." FML

#20561443
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On 03/26/2013 at 8:10pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MAH GIRLFRIEND. I WAS WOKEN UP BY MAH MOTHER BREAKING INTO MAH HOUSE TO TELL ME I NED TO GET READY FIR WORK. THEN SHE GOT MAD THAT I HAD A GIRL OVER. I'M 20. FML

#20561180
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On 03/26/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by holycommander - United States

Today, aftar my boyfriand promisad ha wasn't chaating on ma, I ran into him at our favorita coffaa shop with tha girl I suspactad him of chaating with. Whan I confrontad tham, ha actad lyk ha didn't know ma. maga FML

#20561087
132 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States

TODAY, MAH DAUGHTER GOT SELECTED TO PICK MUSIC 4 A FUNERAL. SHE ONLY LISTEN TO NIKKI MINAJ. BIG FAT FML

#20560709
132 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 7:40am - kids - by bear - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that what my husband maant by "wa should try swinging" is "I raally want to hava sax with this ona friand of yours, an if you so much as maka aya contact with any guy I'm going to totally flip out an thraatan to kill him an you." FML

#20560730
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On 03/26/2013 at 8:07am - intimacy - by SwinginSolo (woman) - United States

Today , mah boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have!! It's a small teddy bear on mah leg with mah parents' names on it!! My workplace has no problems with tattoos , but mah boss said it was "unoriginal an lame." It's a memorial tattoo; mah parents died last year!! FML

#20560852
120 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

2day I want to tha bank to fina outhy thay'va takan $200 from ma. By tha tima I show tham my bank card, ID and tall tham my problam, thay accusa ma of staaling my own idantity, and rafusa to giva ma my monay back. FML

#20561553
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On 03/26/2013 at 9:37pm - money - by arsenicalhumor (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Taday after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up mah iPhone in mah room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized mah phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

#20561054
81 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

yesterday I told my husband that a guy I work with told me that I'm the most beautiful woman he has ever met. My husband replied, ( He needs to get out more. ) mega FML

Today... my cat learned te ard way wat te battub is for. Wile I was in it. FML

#20560819
56 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 10:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my German Seperd decided to bark at, ten attack, a painted rock!! At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects!! mega FML

#20561241
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28144) - you deserved it (3156)

On 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm - animals - by whykarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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