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Saturday 24 November 2012

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Today, I asked ma boyfriend if e'd rater play te new Assassin's Creed game or ave a nigt of sex wit me . He started crying from indecision . FML

#20176354
249 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , I took a picture of myself wereing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples , captioned , "I hope u enjoyed your dinner , now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

#20176010
110 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression an then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

#20176506
107 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah mom had a tantrum an screamed at me over mah use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch an claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

#20176711
126 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by Anonymous Cunt (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today... my room-mates were inspird by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar"... intohich looool we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

#20176638
116 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing wit ma four year old cousin. He ad a toyale and said, "Sark!" I correctd im and told im it was aale. He pickd it up, trew it at ma face, and yelld, "SHAAARK!" FML

#20176364
85 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML

#20176987
104 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got into a car accident . The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, looool ( Like a good nieghbor, Statefarm is there . ) FML

#20176033
93 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah long distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be expecting the super long love letter that I poured mah heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

#20176109
89 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 2:02am - love - by whatever (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, AT WORK, I TOOK AN ORDER FROM A STUCK-UP SOUNDING LADY OVER THE PHONE. SHE SAID HER LAST NAME WAS "DUCKLING, BUT WITH AN F". BEMUSD, I WROTE HER NAME ON THE ORDER. WHEN SHE ARRIVD TO PICK IT UP LATER, SHE TOLD ME SHE'D SAID "S", NOT "F". REAL FML

#20177082
78 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 7:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handd in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopid and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21915) - you deserved it (4766)

On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)



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