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Wednesday 27 August 2014

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

#21246432
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13015) - you deserved it (3071)

On 08/27/2014 at 1:19pm - misc - by spark - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

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On 08/27/2014 at 12:56am - love - by Iamthatgirl (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried to contact my college's financial aid office. After listening to the same damn "Our counselors are busy" message for over an hour, someone picked up the phone and hung up immediately. FML

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

#21246585
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (284) - you deserved it (161)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave my superstitious girlfriend a demonstration of the tricks that psychics use to figure out facts about their clients. She was amazed, for all the wrong reasons. She now thinks I'm actually a psychic and keeps trying to convince me that I really do have a supernatural "gift". FML

#21246550
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (282) - you deserved it (51)

On 08/27/2014 at 4:57pm - love - by bitofabimbogf (man) - United Kingdom

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

#21246563
6 comments

I agree, your life sucks (300) - you deserved it (24)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by leem (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)



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