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Sunday 21 December 2014

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Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. As things got heated, he broke down crying. I assumed it was just anxiety so I hugged him and told him it's alright and that it didn't matter, we'd try another time. Half an hour later, he confessed that he's actually gay. FML

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On 12/21/2014 at 3:30am - love - by gunnerette (woman) - Cyprus (Larnaca)

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

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On 12/21/2014 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

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On 12/21/2014 at 2:59am - kids - by paparoach (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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