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Sunday 26 April 2015

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Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl on the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11722) - you deserved it (3323)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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43 comments

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On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3611) - you deserved it (254)

On 04/26/2015 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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29 comments

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On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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