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Thursday 3 September 2015

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Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5500) - you deserved it (777)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
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I agree, your life sucks (6409) - you deserved it (356)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)



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