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Thursday 29 January 2015

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3735) - you deserved it (292)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (665) - you deserved it (47)

On 01/29/2015 at 5:10am - animals - by Crystal (woman) - Australia



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