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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, I tried to contact my college's financial aid office. After listening to the same damn "Our counselors are busy" message for over an hour, someone picked up the phone and hung up immediately. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I gave my superstitious girlfriend a demonstration of the tricks that psychics use to figure out facts about their clients. She was amazed, for all the wrong reasons. She now thinks I'm actually a psychic and keeps trying to convince me that I really do have a supernatural "gift". FML
Monday 18 August 2014