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Sunday 14 September 2014

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Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

#21257946
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19287) - you deserved it (1153)

On 09/14/2014 at 8:53am - love - by NoConfusion (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

#21258006
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (2513)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went deep-sea fishing with my friends. I told them my new phone case is waterproof, and I showed them by pouring a bit of water on it. My friend decided to throw it in the water for a better example. The case didn't float. FML

#21258099
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9358) - you deserved it (1413)

On 09/14/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by HiImAlfredo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML

#21258033
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6395) - you deserved it (5163)

On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML

#21257985
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10968) - you deserved it (1406)

On 09/14/2014 at 10:35am - kids - by Lost hope - United States (North Carolina)



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