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Sunday 24 May 2015

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Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

#21414871
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11575) - you deserved it (1085)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:19am - kids - by hellpop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3218) - you deserved it (186)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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22 comments

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On 05/24/2015 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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