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Saturday 20 December 2014

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Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (1847)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7754) - you deserved it (785)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7279) - you deserved it (574)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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