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Sunday 29 March 2015

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Today, with the experience of sitting behind someone on a roller coaster, I found out pee is affected by gravity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6710) - you deserved it (569)

On 03/29/2015 at 2:38am - misc - by Kryometric - United States (Washington)

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself. The good new is I'm now fully vaccinated for cow diseases. FML

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On 03/29/2015 at 4:54am - animals - by ihatecoldfeet (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)



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