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Monday 3 August 2015

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

#21451172
170 comments

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On 08/03/2015 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ahhh - United States (Illinois)

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
107 comments

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On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

#21451161
67 comments

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On 08/03/2015 at 1:31am - health - by sendhelp - United States (Utah)

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

#21451268
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8211) - you deserved it (3520)

On 08/03/2015 at 10:14am - love - by Cygnus - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML

#21451324
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (915)

On 08/03/2015 at 1:26pm - misc - by Hotballs - United States (Rhode Island)



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