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Place
Evolution
1,43
89601
-57
1,43
89602
-101
1,43
89603
-101
1,43
89604
-101
1,43
89605
-101
1,43
89606
-101
1,43
89607
-101
1,43
89608
-101
1,43
89609
-101
1,43
89610
-101
1,43
89611
-101
1,43
89612
-101
1,43
89613
-101
1,43
89614
-101
1,43
89615
-101
1,43
89616
-101
1,43
89617
-101
1,43
89618
-101
1,43
89619
-101
1,43
89620
-101
1,43
89621
-101
1,43
89622
-101
1,43
89623
-101
1,42
89624
-31
1,42
89625
-31
1,42
89626
-31
1,42
89627
-31
1,42
89628
-31
1,42
89629
-31
1,42
89630
-31
1,42
89631
-31
1,42
89632
-31
1,42
89633
-31
1,42
89634
-31
1,42
89635
-31
1,42
89636
-31
1,42
89637
-31
1,42
89638
-31
1,42
89639
-31
1,42
89640
-31
1,42
89641
-31
1,42
89642
-31
1,42
89643
-31
1,42
89644
-31
1,42
89645
-31
1,42
89646
-31
1,42
89647
-31
1,42
89648
-31
1,42
89649
-31
1,42
89650
-31
1,42
89651
-31
1,42
89652
-31
1,42
89653
-31
1,42
89654
-31
1,42
89655
-31
1,42
89656
-31
1,42
89657
-31
1,42
89658
-31
1,42
89659
-31
1,42
89660
-31
1,42
89661
-31
1,42
89662
-31
1,42
89663
-31
1,42
89664
-31
1,42
89665
-31
1,42
89666
-31
1,42
89667
-31
1,42
89668
-31
1,42
89669
-31
1,42
89670
-31
1,42
89671
-31
1,42
89672
-31
1,42
89673
-31
1,42
89674
-31
1,42
89675
-31
1,42
89676
-31
1,42
89677
-31
1,42
89678
-31
1,42
89679
-31
1,42
89680
-31
1,42
89681
-31
1,42
89682
-31
1,42
89683
-31
1,42
89684
-31
1,42
89685
-31
1,42
89686
-31
1,42
89687
-31
1,42
89688
-31
1,42
89689
-31
1,42
89690
-31
1,42
89691
-31
1,42
89692
-31
1,42
89693
-147
1,42
89694
-147
1,42
89695
-147
1,42
89696
-147
1,42
89697
-147
1,42
89698
-147
1,42
89699
-147
1,42
89700
-147


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