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-48
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50509
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-48
54,40
50511
-48
54,40
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-48
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-48
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-48
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50515
-48
54,39
50516
-48
54,38
50517
-48
54,38
50518
-48
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-48
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50520
-48
54,36
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-48
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50522
-48
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-48
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-48
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-48
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-48
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-48
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50528
-48
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50529
-48
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50530
-48
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50531
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-48
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50533
-48
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50535
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50537
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-48
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-48
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50540
-48
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-48
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-48
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-48
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50544
-48
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50545
-48
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50546
-48
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50547
-48
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50548
-48
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50549
-48
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50550
-48
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50551
-48
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50552
-48
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50553
-48
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-48
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-48
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50556
-48
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50557
-48
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50558
-48
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50559
-48
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50560
-48
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50561
-48
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50562
-48
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50563
-48
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50564
-48
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50565
-48
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50566
-48
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50567
-48
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50568
-48
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50569
-48
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50570
-48
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50571
-48
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50572
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50574
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-48
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50576
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50577
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50578
-49
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-49
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50580
-49
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-49
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-49
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-49
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-49
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-49
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-49
53,99
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-49
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-49
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50589
-49
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50590
-49
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50591
-49
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50592
-49
53,94
50593
-49
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50594
-49
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50595
-49
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50596
-49
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50597
-49
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50598
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