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Evolution
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41602
-37
141,00
41603
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141,00
41604
-37
141,00
41605
-37
141,00
41606
-37
140,99
41607
-37
140,98
41608
-37
140,97
41609
-37
140,96
41610
-37
140,96
41611
-37
140,96
41612
-37
140,95
41613
-37
140,94
41614
-37
140,94
41615
-37
140,93
41616
-37
140,93
41617
-37
140,90
41618
-37
140,90
41619
-37
140,89
41620
-37
140,89
41621
-37
140,89
41622
-37
140,89
41623
-37
140,88
41624
-37
140,88
41625
-37
140,87
41626
-37
140,86
41627
-37
140,86
41628
-37
140,85
41629
-37
140,84
41630
-37
140,84
41631
-37
140,84
41632
-37
140,83
41633
-37
140,83
41634
-37
140,82
41635
-37
140,81
41636
-37
140,80
41637
-37
140,80
41638
-37
140,79
41639
-37
140,79
41640
-37
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41641
-37
140,78
41642
-37
140,77
41643
-37
140,77
41644
-37
140,76
41645
-37
140,76
41646
-37
140,75
41647
-37
140,75
41648
-37
140,74
41649
-37
140,72
41650
-37
140,72
41651
-37
140,71
41652
-37
140,70
41653
-37
140,70
41654
-37
140,70
41655
-37
140,69
41656
-37
140,67
41657
-37
140,67
41658
-37
140,67
41659
-37
140,66
41660
-37
140,65
41661
-37
140,65
41662
-37
140,65
41663
-37
140,65
41664
-37
140,65
41665
-37
140,65
41666
-37
140,64
41667
-37
140,64
41668
-37
140,63
41669
-37
140,63
41670
-37
140,63
41671
-37
140,59
41672
-37
140,59
41673
-37
140,57
41674
-37
140,57
41675
-37
140,55
41676
-37
140,55
41677
-37
140,55
41678
-37
140,55
41679
-37
140,54
41680
-37
140,54
41681
-37
140,53
41682
-37
140,53
41683
-37
140,52
41684
-37
140,52
41685
-37
140,52
41686
-37
140,52
41687
-37
140,51
41688
-37
140,50
41689
-37
140,47
41690
-37
140,46
41691
-37
140,46
41692
-37
140,45
41693
-37
140,45
41694
-37
140,45
41695
-37
140,44
41696
-37
140,44
41697
-37
140,42
41698
-37
140,42
41699
-37
140,41
41700
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