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Evolution
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-26
658,24
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-26
657,43
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-26
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1605
-26
656,78
1606
-26
656,52
1607
-26
656,36
1608
-26
656,14
1609
-26
654,99
1610
-26
654,97
1611
-26
654,84
1612
-26
654,49
1613
-26
654,27
1614
-26
653,61
1615
-26
652,96
1616
-26
652,65
1617
-26
652,25
1618
-26
652,15
1619
-26
650,74
1620
-25
650,48
1621
-25
650,17
1622
-25
649,81
1623
-25
649,71
1624
-25
649,70
1625
-25
649,62
1626
+898
649,61
1627
-26
649,54
1628
-26
649,35
1629
-25
648,83
1630
-25
648,82
1631
-25
648,80
1632
-25
648,23
1633
-25
647,57
1634
-25
647,41
1635
+471
647,29
1636
-26
646,86
1637
-26
646,62
1638
+1
646,51
1639
-27
646,03
1640
-27
644,42
1641
-131
644,34
1642
-28
644,24
1643
-28
643,44
1644
-28
643,32
1645
-28
643,32
1646
-28
643,26
1647
-28
643,06
1648
-28
642,92
1649
-28
642,78
1650
-28
641,64
1651
-28
641,35
1652
-28
641,12
1653
-27
640,36
1654
-27
640,35
1655
-27
640,33
1656
-27
639,90
1657
-27
639,04
1658
-27
638,82
1659
-27
638,62
1660
-27
638,29
1661
-27
638,20
1662
-27
637,95
1663
+482
637,68
1664
-28
637,52
1665
-27
636,95
1666
-26
636,75
1667
-26
636,66
1668
-26
636,46
1669
-26
636,35
1670
-26
636,29
1671
-26
636,13
1672
-26
636,01
1673
-26
635,45
1674
-26
635,36
1675
-26
635,29
1676
-26
634,22
1677
-26
633,92
1678
-26
633,60
1679
-26
633,49
1680
+1468
633,12
1681
+2157
632,75
1682
-28
632,35
1683
-28
631,75
1684
-28
630,92
1685
-27
630,53
1686
-27
630,03
1687
-27
629,68
1688
-27
629,39
1689
-27
628,89
1690
-27
628,54
1691
-27
628,03
1692
-27
627,96
1693
-27
627,87
1694
-27
627,76
1695
-27
627,04
1696
+318
626,66
1697
-28
626,58
1698
-28
625,54
1699
-26
624,57
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