By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 October 2017 06:00 /
By Why Dad? - / Saturday 21 October 2017 00:00 / Canada - Ajax
By child abused - / Thursday 19 October 2017 00:00 / United States - New York
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 October 2017 06:00 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 October 2017 06:00 /

  Today, I engaged in a healthy round of rebound sex to get over my ex, who was very controlling of my body. During the act, Mr. Rebound said my nipples looked like pepperoni. FML

By Insecure - / Wednesday 11 October 2017 01:00 / Canada - Halifax
westie732 Say more :
Hey, OP here! I've been reading the comments and thought I'd chime in. First off, I want to make it very clear that I am mature enough to realize that these things happen! We all do it, and sometimes it doesn't happen as conveniently as we wish. I work in health care and have been in some, excuse my pun, shitty situations... So, I get it. In no way shape or form did I call him out, make him feel...
By westie732 - / Monday 9 October 2017 06:00 / United States - Pickerington
By mind your own business - / Thursday 5 October 2017 06:00 / United Kingdom - Leeds
By Anonymous - / Monday 11 September 2017 06:00 /
By "of fucking course" - / Tuesday 5 September 2017 06:00 /
By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 September 2017 00:00 / United States
Scoobz Say more :
OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!
By Didn't want to hear that from you - / Friday 11 August 2017 10:46 /
OhGreat. Say more :
Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom....
By OhGreat - / Friday 4 August 2017 12:00 /
By Oh man... - / Tuesday 1 August 2017 06:30 / Australia - Perth
milksquad Say more :
OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye....
By milksquad - / Friday 28 July 2017 10:37 /
asperix Say more :
alright, so i posted this about 5 minutes after he told me at a party. the day after he explained that hes kinda in love with my sister-in-law and thats what drunken him means by incest fetish. i know that she also have feelings for him... not sure wether i should help them or run away.
By "asperix" - / Tuesday 18 July 2017 15:50 /
blackbird8 Say more :
OP here. Update: my mom asked me to back up her phone again this weekend :O Since she saves everything on her phone she doesn't have enough storage for updates, so I have to back up and clear her phone fairly frequently. This weekend she told me she needed me to back up her phone AGAIN...I politely declined. And then had to explain to her why #AWKWARD. It's not the fact that they're boobs (duh,...
By yepi'mblindnow - / Thursday 13 July 2017 11:48 /