Intimacy: Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because...

By levit - 08/06/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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mouseintern 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:28

Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

Willyum 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:21

I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P

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Willyum 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:21

I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P

Ian7890 23

Monday 4 September 2017 8:15

He didn't say a sleep over. He just said she couldn't sleep over, meaning she couldn't stay at his place.

ShimmyPizza 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:22

That's sad. YDI, get a job and get the hell out of that house.

justaquietghost 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:25

lol to 1, and good for you! For saying no, you have respect for your parents. You should probably work on the whole moving out thing though.

mouseintern 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:28

Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

SilentX 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:30

That sucks, man. Get a job, save up and GTFO.

uneekfreak16 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:34

I kinda agree with #4. We can't really say that the it's the OP's fault for living with his parents right now in this troublesome economy. Perhaps it is his fault, but we don't know. I know plenty of people who are graduating with me next week from college who are probably heading in that same direction.