By OnTheVergeOfMurderings - / Thursday 6 April 2017 17:56 /
By Loserman67 - / Thursday 30 March 2017 21:40 /
FML - The follow-up
flammaefata Say more :
OP here... Woohoo! So there is a bright side to this - my first FML got published! I'll think of all of you next week when I'm being grilled :P And yes, at least I have the benefit of not being to blame for everything that came before me. But that excuse will only last that long, and obviously I intend to be on top of all of this instead of hiding behind someone else's mistakes. Well, back...
By flammaefata - / Wednesday 1 March 2017 05:32 / South Africa
By MikaPika - / Thursday 2 March 2017 13:45 / Sweden - G?teborg
The illustrated FMLs
By badpigeon - / Friday 24 February 2017 18:32 / France - Le Mans
By Anonymous - / Monday 6 February 2017 07:57 / United States - Greensburg
FML - The follow-up
One_Wheel_Wonder Say more :
OP here! I had insurance on the car, I did it over the phone the day before I collected the car so I was all legal to drive it. The guy who hit me had no insurance on his car, and was promptly taken away by the police who were called to the scene by a passing motorist. It was a head-on collision caused by the other driver, so I'm not at fault. My car is what my insurance call "a total loss"...
By One_Wheel_Wonder - / Thursday 6 October 2016 15:36 / United Kingdom - London
By Loser - / Tuesday 13 September 2016 12:10 / Germany - Neuburg
By GoFigure - / Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:33 / Germany - Berlin
By DaChief / Tuesday 31 May 2016 03:17 / United States - Highland Park
FML - The follow-up
toot_toot_turtle Say more :
I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D:
By toot_toot_turtle - / Thursday 17 March 2016 03:41 / United States - Monroe
By YouBossturd - / Tuesday 10 November 2015 15:17 / United States - Washington
By RedHatKat / Wednesday 21 October 2015 02:02 / United States - Burr Hill
By Anonymous - / Monday 12 October 2015 02:02 / United States

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

By julian1 - / Wednesday 19 August 2015 11:34 / United States - Orlando
FML - The follow-up
ChildishKeynote Say more :
Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time
By ChildishKeynote / Sunday 2 August 2015 19:45 / United States - San Francisco
By sickatwokr / Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:26 / Australia
By people suck / Saturday 28 March 2015 04:16 / United States - Oakland
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