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Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

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On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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