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Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46714) - you deserved it (4409)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20187) - you deserved it (100661)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

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