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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38434) - you deserved it (22116)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)



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