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Today, I came home early from business trip in Paris, I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of 2 years out and propose to her. I sneak into my house as a surprise and she's having it off with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by theboy6494 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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