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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

#20753667
113 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by damniphone - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML

#19627538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (7650)

On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17501) - you deserved it (27073) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8795) - you deserved it (53645)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

#15577647
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (4652)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

#14585633
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (9635)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

#7364285
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21916) - you deserved it (5820)

On 01/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bali_Boil (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I skipped class to take the girl I like to the airport, and after giving her a goodbye hug I kissed her on the cheek. She laughed and said "Maybe we should discuss some boundaries when I get back." FML

#5030993
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38633) - you deserved it (7026)

On 09/03/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by strikeout (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (5707)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (6998)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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