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Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22772) - you deserved it (5535)

On 09/14/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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