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Today, I had to babysit two kids. I told them to stop fighting, or to sit on separate couches. They stopped. I asked why nobody would sit on the other couch, where I'd been sitting. They told me it was the couch their autistic brother often pees on. FML

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On 01/31/2011 at 10:11pm - misc - by joxerthemighty39 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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