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Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24883) - you deserved it (7370)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version



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