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Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39866) - you deserved it (3798)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16310) - you deserved it (106429)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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