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Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (5277)

On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)



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