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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21001) - you deserved it (5227)

On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32067) - you deserved it (12010)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:00am - love - by toastedguy (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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