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Today, there is an annual solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML


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On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

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