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Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Deadfish (woman) - United States (New York)

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